"Wait." Tony pulled back again, looking shocked. "So this thing comes with free rides to the bed? Absolutely, Cap. I require to be carried." He felt silly, he really did, but also wonderful. Maybe it was just puppy-love. Maybe he was just tripping on his pain medication. He didn't care. That was the beautiful thing. He truly did not care.

He knew Steve use to bench press motorcycles with women sitting astride it so it wasn't like the Captain would even break a sweat.